Well, ladies and gents and non-binary friends, we’ve come to the end.
A rather beautifully stripey end, if I do say so myself.
As I described long ago at the beginning of this self-induced Sockpocalypse, way back in May (good lord, it seems like years ago), I originally posted a photo of eight different sock yarn skeins and had people choose for themselves. I added a pair of socks at the beginning for myself, which brought the grand total up to 9. Minutes after the last skein was claimed, my college friend Polly saw the post and lamented the fact that she wasn’t able to snag one in time.
Now, if you have been a reader of this blog for a while, you know that I save all of my odds and ends, especially of sock yarns, for two important reasons. One, to make tiny little garter bias squares for a blanket that won’t be finished until I am geriatric. Two, to make helix socks!
Helix socks, described here in detail by the great Grumperina, whose recipe served as the framework here, are a super fun way to use up sock yarn leftovers. You can combine disparate colors and patterns and turn them into the truly gorgeous random stripe patterns of your dreams. (If you want to see me truly geek out over this in a deeply embarrassing way, read all about my first helical sock experience here with my Hurricane Helix socks.)
After all of the initial Sockpocalypse Socks were finished, I took pictures of all of the potential sock leftover candidates that I had available, and had Polly choose a base color and three stripe colors. Pictured above, her choices were (clockwise from the top) Knit Picks Stroll Tonal in Mountain Pass (last seen in Sockpocalypse Summer, part 5), Pagewood Farms Denali in Woodsy (last seen in Drachenschwingen and as the much-beloved yarn chicken toe cap fix in Sockpocalypse Summer, part 6), and Mountain Colors Bearfoot in Mountain Twilight (last seen long ago in my Kai-Mei socks).
For the base color she chose Valley Yarns Huntington in Grey, the perfect neutral background for all of this crazy color. I was initially a little bit worried that with the predominant purple, green, and gold tones that we were going to get something a little…Mardi Gras-y. I needn’t have worried, though, since the helical knitting structure and the natural variegation in the yarns made for some really lovely color randomization.
I mean, look at that. You’ve got purples, greens, and golds, yes, but also white, cream, silver, teal…
…royal blue, amber, chocolate, and turquoise in there. So many colors in such seemingly unassuming yarn.
And admittedly, the wrong side of socks rarely ever gets much love, but look at how gorgeous this is! The purl bumps disperse the color out for an even more lovely effect. I want a whole sweater of it.
Because the original sock recipe is more of a guide than a pattern, here are some specifics, if you’re so inclined to stash-bust and make some for yourself. I cast on 64 sts (which works for a US size 8-8.5 foot) with US size 2/2.75mm needles, did 12 rows of 2×2 ribbing with the main color, and then knit 40 rows of helix stripes, stopping before the end of the 40th row on needle 4. At that point, you’ll have your main color, and you can do the heel of your choice.
This heel is Laura Chau’s fabulous short-row heel, the only short-row heel tutorial you’ll ever need.
After the heel, the main color ends up right where you need it again, and you knit more helical stripes until you’re 2″ less than the foot length, which was 64 rows in this case. If you’ve stopped on a multiple of 4 (which, if you’re following along, you absolutely should), your main color is again right where you need it for the toe of your choice. I just did a flat toe cap, but you can do whatever pleases you.
And then you can put them on and ogle those stripes some more.
As Polly pointed out when I sent her an in-progress picture, the stripes are super witchy in the best way, perfect for the upcoming fall in Portland, where they’re headed as we speak.
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And that’s it! The finale of my Sockpocalypse Summer! Thanks to all of you who actually sat and read through these deranged sock-based musings for three months. It’s definitely not just the knitting I love, but the documentation of the process, and those of you who read and look at the pictures and enjoy it really make my day.
Needless to say, it’ll probably be a little while before I get back on the tiny-needled sock train, if only to give my fingertips and my brain a break. I honestly thought, when I started this project, that there was no way the pandemic would still be going by the time I hand-knit 10 pairs of custom socks, but here we are. Stay tuned for more craft-based foolishness while I attempt to entertain myself while looking for an FNP job (oh right, I forgot to tell everyone that I graduated from grad school with my doctorate and passed my FNP certification exam…whoops) and trying not to lose my mind.