It feels insanely ridiculous to post this project now, even though it’s been nearly 80 degrees for the past three days here in New Orleans in December, but here we go anyway.
Ooh. She pretty.
I have a documented history of not really being able to do anything but panic in my brain when confronted with hurricane-type situations, as readers (hi, all three of you!) of this blog will know. (See past projects Hurricane Helix Socks and Hurricane Amanara for confirmation, if you need it.) In order to stave off this panic and prevent it from making me more of a mess than I already am, I often turn to knitting to help occupy my hands and my brain for a few precious hours, long enough for the storm to pass, or miss us completely, which is the way things had been going until this year.
Yep, 2021, in all of its glory, decided that, on top of everything else, that we should pack our extremely angry cats into my tiny electric car in order to drive to Austin to evacuate from Hurricane Ida. And I’m glad that we did, since we lost power for nearly a week, not to mention the entire city taking weeks to get restored to something resembling working order. But, while we were stuck in Austin, with nothing to do but sit and think what an insane situation we were in, what on earth were we to do?
Go to yarn stores, apparently. Dan and I took a trip to both Hill Country Weavers and Gauge Yarn (where I bought this project) and we found a small bit of peace and clarity. Both stores were remarkably lovely, with equally lovely and helpful staff. This beautiful tank top by Berroco was displayed on a mannequin in Gauge, and I fell in love immediately. I knew that it had to be my evacuation project. Something with really persnickety lace and then miles and miles of stockinette. Something to hold off the bad feelings, even if just for a moment.
The pattern is called Newbury, designed by Amy Palmer, and the yarn is Berroco Mantra Stonewash, which is just silky perfection. (And those adorable pride heart stitch markers are Birdie Parker Designs, if you absolutely need them now that you’ve seen them, like I did.)
After a delightfully little fiddly bit of lace knitting that shows up on the upper shoulders, the rest of this thing is just smooth sailing on stockinette in the round, with infrequent increase rows. It’s the perfect thing for when you’re stuck doing telemedicine in a pandemic when there are no pharmacies open across the entire city, while you’re in a another state. I understand that this is not a universal experience, but just trust me when I say it was extremely frustrating.
Like, look at that crazy lace! Double yarnovers are always something special.
There’s something art deco about it. Almost architectural.
This yarn is just a joy to work with, as well, because you end up with this slinky drapey fabric that feels so much more indulgent than plain stockinette stitch seems like it should be.
I liked it so much, that I nearly knit the thing way too long. Luckily, Dan stopped me before it got too out of hand, and I was able to pull back the last five rows in order to stop it at the right place. Want to know how I did that? Just for fun?
I threaded the top onto some waste yarn first, to try it on and mark where I wanted the ending border to start. That’s really the only thing I changed about the pattern, as it originally has you end with a rolled stockinette border, and I just wasn’t feeling that.
Then, after marking that row, I threaded some waste yarn in a contrasting color through that entire row, making sure to catch each loop of each stitch on the same side.
Then, I pulled out the first waste yarn and let the stitches go live, and unzipped them all the way down to the second line.
And the waste yarn conveniently caught the stitches and had them lined up exactly right for me to thread them back onto my needle to finish the border, which I just did in garter stitch, to help it lay flat.
Flat-ish anyway. Pinning out silk is very unforgiving, but it sprung right back to the right shape after I wore it a few times.
Which I couldn’t stop doing.
Those eagle-eyed among you will probably notice a giant stripe going across the bottom of the bust line. Here, it’s way clearer here, if you want to see it.
No, I did not make a dye lot mistake, but I did break one cardinal rule of knitting with “washed” or “distressed” yarns, and that was in working from only one ball at a time. Both the yarn and that pattern recommend that you work from two balls at the same time, alternating every one or two rows as appropriate, to accommodate for the fact that the balls can often differ wildly from each other, even in the same dye lot. I, in my immense hubris, put all of the balls next to each other and said, “No, these all look exactly the same, and I don’t feel like switching off while knitting lace, so I’m not going to do it at all.”
And now I have that giant stripe to show for it. I did eventually start doing it correctly, which is why there are no other stripes visible, and I could have definitely just done the lace normally and then switched when it switched to stockinette, but that would have made too much sense. Instead, I will wear my mistake proudly.
Besides, it just gives me an excuse to make one in every single other color, right? Right.